Hullo, my name is Nina. My current URL is dendraphilia which is a fancy word for a tree fetish (of which I do not have). This shit's full of memes and anything that will actually make me "lol". Occasionally I'll post a few personal posts, but I generally mark them private. Anywho, enjoy.

Drawn with reference; you’ve probably seen the picture before.

Drawn with reference; you’ve probably seen the picture before.

While you could click on the up arrow at the top right to scroll back up all the way and wait two seconds, you could also just press the “HOME” key on the top right of your keyboard. Takes a split second.

half hour till my bus comes but i ain’t even mad cuz i got that wifi.

looks like i’m going to russia this summer.

thesexdriveunrated asked:

You fight for your best friend? Respect. I'd like you to be my ally.

Lmao, I love to death. We can be Tumblr allies. Someone messes with you and I’ll raise Hell all over their page. They’ll have to move to another part of the web… like Blogger. Bleh.

I had some old jeans lying around so I made some snazzy shorts.

I had some old jeans lying around so I made some snazzy shorts.

prettycoolblackguy:

somedudeslife:

honeyteacakes:

darling-tsarevich:

rekhyts:

clint-bartonss:

oversizedleatherjacketedboggart:

hyenadon:

neornithes:

niallssexslave:

aweepingangel:

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

everybody run

i am ready

I am a bird.

LET’S DO THIS SHIT NOW

HOHOHOH

OH BABY

i would be bartimaeus

OH FUCK YES

DREAM COME TRUE

FUCK

I am food

always food

food

I feel as if there is no difference. 

I guess I would be pretty and cooler.

I’d be using trees to masturbate…

thesexdriveunrated asked:

Your friend has fake eyebrows. It looks ridiculous. Sorry, but it's truth. And you're cute, Nina.

Niggah, that’s my best friend. They’re real, she just made a silly face.

We’re cute.

We’re cute.

jennivision:

WTF are these bugs (Taken with instagram)

Whatever the fuck it is, if it’s crossing my way than it’s looking to get chopped. Dog eat dog world, niggah.

jennivision:

WTF are these bugs (Taken with instagram)

Whatever the fuck it is, if it’s crossing my way than it’s looking to get chopped. Dog eat dog world, niggah.